I read of someone complaining, slating a book after reading all 600 pages! Apparently they had read ten books by the same author and they were rubbish!
I thought to defend defend the author using my newly devoloped Olde English style.
“There is neither good nor bad only thinking makes it so.”
What of a man not starving but eating a meal to complain at each mouthful? Yet plate clean did talk of nothing but disgust. And belly-aching of foul nourishment did curse the cook. Would thou not call that man a fool? To consume in entirety something of such distaste. 'tis better methinks to choose from choice a meal more hearty, according to his taste. A goodly man more humble may speak of his displeasure of salt perhaps, the dish more suited to the pallets of others. Would not even a king declare the meal fit for a pig.? 'Tis food, tis nourishment, only the fool would declare it not.