Arbitration
You're not coming in, you're not on the list. God has barred white folk from heaven. John the Catholic ain't having any of it.
Chris Stone (Rock) is killed on New York's subway. In heaven he discovers characters that look suspiciously like celebrities.
John the Catholic (Bill Clinton) arrives at heaven's pearly gates only to be told by the Virgin Mary (Julie Andrews) he's not on the list. God has decided to bar all white people. Further scrutiny reveals only white men to be barred. Represented by St. Sally McBeal, the women were allowed back in on appeal back in the year 2000.
With the help of R.V Winkle attorney-at-law (Bruce Willis), the only white man allowed in heaven. John decides to take the whole matter to arbitration. In the ensuing court room drama, the truth will come out. Judge Moses (Morgan Freeman), Jesus (Mr T) and Mary Magdalene (Cameron Diaz) question witnesses including, King James (Don King) and Eve (Liza Minnelli).
The truth is bigger than anybody ever imagined. When, against advice, the defence brings Mrs God into the argument. The question is unequivocally answered. How did we all get here?
Chris Stone (Rock) is killed on New York's subway. In heaven he discovers characters that look suspiciously like celebrities.
John the Catholic (Bill Clinton) arrives at heaven's pearly gates only to be told by the Virgin Mary (Julie Andrews) he's not on the list. God has decided to bar all white people. Further scrutiny reveals only white men to be barred. Represented by St. Sally McBeal, the women were allowed back in on appeal back in the year 2000.
With the help of R.V Winkle attorney-at-law (Bruce Willis), the only white man allowed in heaven. John decides to take the whole matter to arbitration. In the ensuing court room drama, the truth will come out. Judge Moses (Morgan Freeman), Jesus (Mr T) and Mary Magdalene (Cameron Diaz) question witnesses including, King James (Don King) and Eve (Liza Minnelli).
The truth is bigger than anybody ever imagined. When, against advice, the defence brings Mrs God into the argument. The question is unequivocally answered. How did we all get here?